Todays events in Japan were a terrible cataclsym. Shame it didn't only happen to the fraudsters we know and hate here.
It would be nice to think of natural justice, but Japan sure didn't deserve that. Maybe earlier last century, but not now.
For my more serious readers (the other 1! thanks Bob!) my next post will detail known sales to 30 countries in the World,
It will also detail known and documented value of those sales at $140 Million USD to date and still the wires are humming with new bits of the jigsaw. Reasonable estimates suggest perhaps total of $200 - $250 Million US Dollars.
That's split of course. Between the backhanded givers, and receivers, and spreaders. Just like turd shovellers they are!
Potentially more than 10 Plus more countries to identify yet. But every day our spies bring us more and more quality intel. I am not fibbing guys! Honest! I have the test results to prove it!!
Dreams, Oh, if only our band of snivelling, swivellers could all just be swept away in a real cataclysm of their own making. Bombs going off around them.
The screams of their victims and their families in their piggy little ears. If only, with every greedy little cent and possession they ever stole and lied and cheated for.
But, we have other methods, which will have to suffice..............
..........And their bodies being slowly shredded by shrapnel, bit by bit...................oh dear. Bit of a reverie there. Sorry. back to Earth sunshine.
Right, another rant for my mates. I know some of you may still be deluded into thinking you'll get away with this.
Well, here's my answer to that!
I guess the first image speaks for itself.
As for the second. Well, I did have something much ruder, but Techo advised me against in case any children come to the blog accidentally. On the other hand, if someone was searching for hot rods, maybe they'd be happy...oh, I just don't know what to do with myself!
And the third, well if only we could get that on the job, we'd be laughing. HA HA HA. But it;s still gonna be bad for your gonads guys!
Parents, be warned, there is fruity language hereabouts!
Some rough and tumble in a rough old World eh..
Well, people selling things guaranteed not to work, like fraudulent explosives detectors is a bit rough, when what they really do guarantee is to let people be blown to smithereens. Deeeeelightful eh my friends.
By the way, for the less squeamish (or should I say squealish, Piggy Jim McCormick ADE651), I may elsewhere, on an appropriate site, publish my picture of two big piggies, with nature taking its course -
You know what I mean!
But the faeces,sorry, faces, of McComick and General al Jabiri superimposed. Maybe one of General Pig Pierre hadji Georgiou, ProSec Lebanon waiting for his turn, and Gary Pig Bolton of the Thai/Mexican etc sales of the GT200. And Simon Sherrard Pig of ALPHA6. In fact a stinking orgy of all of them.
Also you Plonker Pig John White, SDS.
You Smug Pig Prig David Vollmar and teeny, weeny wiener piggy wiggy Frank Trier at Unival.
That damned lot and a fair few more besides!
(Sorry get bored typing out the whole list. Better than being bored by Jabiri - GEDDIT!) -
In one big stinking pit of their own doo. Now that's a thought!
What Jim 'Five Bellies' McCormick (garbage snuffler and sh1T shoveller extraordinaire) and Jabberwocky Jabber The Hut General al Jabiri (Iraq ADE651) might do to each other in prison..Yep. I am sure you can picture it if you try really hard! Just close your eyes and imagine? But the least they deserve. After all, they have been shafting everyone else!
HEY, WE ALSO WANT THE MONEY BACK YOU ALL THIEVED, TO TRY TO HELP REBUILD AT LEAST A FEW OF THE LIVES YOU RUINED.
AND NO, YOU CANNOT CLAIM BACK EXPENSES! BRIBES OR PRODUCTION COSTS!
Sadly, the dead can't be bought back at any cost. And all the knock on cost is owed by you as well. Buildings. Public facilities (roads/pavements/whatever got blown up when your swivelling sticks were any where near, Sadly we'll never be able to get all the cost, but we will try. Perhaps quite easily 1 Billion, 2? 3?
I dunno boys? Plonker White? Davey Boy Vollmar?
Come on class, wakey wakey. There'll be a caning soon!
What's a F88888G life worth? Let's say the number of eights in that naughty word (far too little of course) but a number of a magnitude. Think Jim sold some ADE651s for $60000!
OK. Absolute dead cert. Hundreds if not thousands dead and wounded. Shall we say
1000 x 88888
(AGAIN ALMOST CERTAINLY FAR TOO FEW DEAD AND SEIOUSLY WOUNDED)
Way too little really, but shall we say another $88,888,000 you owe your victims, and counting. Well we are, and accounting.
N.B. honest real piggy wiggies. We love you. These ones are more mutant bores!