Wednesday 7 December 2011

THE HOPPING MAD FROG

A message to all the fraudsters and those doing nowt about it!

The Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign has been joined by a new recruit.

He is a freelance amphibian of some note in the murky ponds of Britain.

Put your webbed hands together and give a big cold blooded welcome to:

HOPPY, THE HOPPING MAD FROG.

Move over Crackers, The corporate crime fighting chicken! Here comes Hoppy, and he's gonna hop till you lot of fraudsters stop. He has the tenacity of a toad, and the thighs of a weightlifter!

HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP

Coming to a place near you soon!. Ribbit, Ribbit!

WARNING. HOPPY IS POISONOUS SO YOU CAN'T EAT HIS LEGS!