Tuesday 30 April 2013

'DETECTION CARDS'

Those of you who have been following the story of the fake detectors will know that James McCormick claimed that the ADE651 was 'programmed' to 'detect' all sorts of substances with the use of 'detection' cards inserted into a 'card reader'. Of course, we all know that this was bullshit, but we could not resist having a little laugh at his expense.

So here is a list of the 'detection cards' that he should have 'invented', and those that did work (feel free to send us suggestions for any we may have missed):

CARDS McCORMICK SHOULD HAVE DEVELOPED:

The "Oh Shit" Card
The All Hell Breaking Loose Card a.k.a. The WTF Card
The Coppers (Police) Detection Card
The Search Warrant Detection Card
The Fraud Conviction Detection Card
The Taking The Piss Detection Card

CARDS THAT DID WORK:

The Corrupt Bastard Detection Card a.k.a. The Jabiri/Georgiou Card
The Gullible Fool Detection Card
The Dodgy Romanians Detection Card a.k.a. The Mira Telecom Detection Card
The Do They Never Learn Detection Card

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't the most useful addition be a "Get out of jail free!" card?