A message to all the fraudsters and those doing nowt about it!
The Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign has been joined by a new recruit.
He is a freelance amphibian of some note in the murky ponds of Britain.
Put your webbed hands together and give a big cold blooded welcome to:
HOPPY, THE HOPPING MAD FROG.
Move over Crackers, The corporate crime fighting chicken! Here comes Hoppy, and he's gonna hop till you lot of fraudsters stop. He has the tenacity of a toad, and the thighs of a weightlifter!
HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP
Coming to a place near you soon!. Ribbit, Ribbit!
WARNING. HOPPY IS POISONOUS SO YOU CAN'T EAT HIS LEGS!
FAKE EXPLOSIVES DETECTORS AND LONG RANGE LOCATORS: ADE 651,GT200,Alpha 6,SNIFFEX,HEDD1,PSD-22,DKL LIFEGUARD,H3TEC,GADE651,AL-6D,KHOJI, QUADRO TRACKER,MOLE ETC. A TRUE STORY OF INTERNATIONAL FRAUD, CORRUPTION AND DEATH. DOWSING CAN'T DETECT ANYTHING! IT'S ALL PSEUDOSCIENCE. The sellers and buyers are criminal. They don't take proper tests to prove their claims. Bribery, corruption and stupidity. DO NOT BUY-YOU WILL DIE! When we win, prize for how many songs on blog!