THOMAS CRAPPER

Was an early pioneer of the flushing lavatory. A marvellous contribution to sanitation.

What is he talking about? Well, as usual there is some reason to my rhyme.

First, we here at the Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign have been working hard to get rid of a load of old shite, in the form or persons of James McCormick, Gary Bolton and all the other sewage involved in the swivelling aerial fraud.


But there is a second reason. There is a design flaw in the u - bend flushing bog. It can get all blocked up.

As you know, we have been hammering away at the Police for some time to get them stirred into action to wipe away the turds. They have been painfully slow in getting to the bottom of these frauds, despite all the information we have provided.

However, there is another blockage in the U-Bend. The Crown Prosecution Service (shouldn't they be prosecuting the Crown with a name like that? What about that naughty boy Andrew for example?).

So keen are they to avoid risk that they seem to only want to authorise charging and prosecution of the blatantly obvious frauds if they get a signed confession from the fraudsters.

Funny though. If the political wind is blowing they seem to be able to get a move on. Of course, we have many questions as to why the political wind has not been blowing in the direction of the swivelling fraudsters who have enabled so much death and destruction. And as you know, we have reason to suspect that this may be to cover the embarrassment of the UK Government for having supported and promoted the fraud, and then apparently covered this up and said nothing.

Anyway. To the point. And to the Police and CPS. GET A BLOODY MOVE ON! Or you can kiss your arses good bye! That blockage in your u-bends is beginning to stink. Like the stench of rotten corpses!

UPDATE DEATH!

Many hundreds more died in Iraq today. Many thousands more will have been affected, in the most terrible of ways. Much money wasted. Much heartache caused! Much blood shed!

1. Perhaps if the Iraqis had invested in proper explosives detection equipment/dogs and systems some time ago, instead of corruptly buying $85 million dollars of fraud ADE651 detectors (see Jaberwocky Jabiri story below!), at least some of this madness may have been stopped.

2. If the Gangster factions of the so called 'peaceful' Muslim religion, were not all fighting over their slice of the big fat pie, under the Gang Names of Sunni, Shi-ite, Wahhabi etc etc, could stop for a moment and look back at the great civilisation that came before Mohammed, would they not become a real force in the World again, instead of a murderous squabble of petty thieves, who defile any notion of a decent and beneficial religion?

CLOUSEAU STRIKES BACK?

So does Clouseau  (Clueless Colin) finally come to his senses tomorrow?

We mere mortals only ask!

Here comes Cato Techo to surprise you!

THE HOPPING MAD FROG

A message to all the fraudsters and those doing nowt about it!

The Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign has been joined by a new recruit.

He is a freelance amphibian of some note in the murky ponds of Britain.

Put your webbed hands together and give a big cold blooded welcome to:

HOPPY, THE HOPPING MAD FROG.

Move over Crackers, The corporate crime fighting chicken! Here comes Hoppy, and he's gonna hop till you lot of fraudsters stop. He has the tenacity of a toad, and the thighs of a weightlifter!

HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP

Coming to a place near you soon!. Ribbit, Ribbit!

WARNING. HOPPY IS POISONOUS SO YOU CAN'T EAT HIS LEGS!

GONNA MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE

To:
Brinley Salzmann ADS Export Director; Maj. General Alan Sharman (so very retired!): All those in the British Defence Establishment (e.g. MOD, Royal Engineers, Defence Manufacturers Association, DESO as was); Foreign Office and UK Embassies; Depratment For BIS (ex DTI i.e. Depratment for Trade and Industry, OR Timidity and Inaction as Private Eye used to call them, OR IZZY, WIZZY, LET'S GET BIZZY, NOT!; James McCormick, ADE651 and ATSC and all his agents and supporters and leeches; Gary Bolton, GT200 and Global Technical and all his agents and leeches and supporters; David Vollmar and Frank Trier of SNIFFEX and now HEDD1 and Unival, and all their agents, supporters and leeches; Simon Sherrard of the amazing disappearing ComsTrac and his Alpha 6 and PSD11; Chuck Christensen of H3Tec and Gobbledegook par excellence, and all his agents, supporters and leeches; Thomas Afilani and his magical Electroscope wild west freak show; LRL (long range locator fans of any description, hue or religion, or sexual orientation, disability - SEE, NO PREJUDICE HERE! HEE HEE!; Diodebell and the absolutely amazing and astonishingly unconvincing AL-6D; Old "It's very cheap my dowsing rod is!" Mr Khoji on the subcontinent, with the incontinent!; Horizon Group India; General Hadji Gorgiou of Prosec in Lebanon and the ADE651 Iraq connection; Stelian Ilie and his chums at Mira Telecom in Romania who took McCormick money and sold the ADE651 for him; Yuri Markov of TASC Bulgaria who 'invented' SNIFFEX and HEDD1 and all his associates and leeches; Wade Quattlebaum and all his Quadro Tracker associates and leeches; Malcolm Roe and Sam Tree who apparently helped Bolton bring MOLE to the UK in the first place; Colin Port and his keystone rozzers for reasons the better of us know already; The Mexican Authorities for buying and using the GT200 and the ADE651; The Thai corrupted for the same charge as the Mexicans; General al Jabiri and his corrupt mates in Iraq for their ADE651 purchases; AND TO AND FOR ALL THE VICTIMS OF THIS DESPICABLE DOUBLE IMMORAL TALE (I must have missed some - please fill in the gaps Techo et al!!) AND TO ANY OTHER SHYSTER, DOWSER, PSYCHIC, CHARLATAN, AND FRAUD:

Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Gonna put my finger on you
Cause I need you so
And I won't take no for an answer

In my life I've had a time
Had to fight for what was mine
And I don't intend to lose my crown

But every time I look at you
And the beautiful things you do (NOT!!)
Every single nerve in my body says hold it down
So now I'm putting about the feeble word like what must be must be
Didn't you know that you belonged to me

Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Like a puppet thing, when I pull the string
You're the dancer
Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Gonna put my finger on you
Cause I need you so
And I won't take no for an answer

Did you ever sit waiting, hoping, wanting something that never was going
to be

I've got a feeling deep inside
That I need you by my side
And I won't let up baby till I do
Yes I know I make you smile
But things will change in a little while
Cause I never say a thing I mean that don't come true

Believe me I don't want to hurt you
But my heart won't set you free
Surely you know that you belong to me

Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Gonna put my finger on you
Like a puppet thing, when I pull the string
You're the dancer
Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Put my finger on you
Cause I need you so
But I won't take no for an answer

Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Gonna put my finger on you
Like a puppet thing, when I pull the string
You're the dancer
Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Put my finger on you
Cause I need you so
And I won't take no for an answer

Thanks to Jimmy Helms for his oh so true words, and what a great song guys!!!

Next post: The Offer I Made To Brinley, Maj. Gen. Sharman, and the ADS. And a repeat of the offers we have made to all fraudsters, whatever their fraud really!

Love Ya Baby! P and the FEDC

THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!

As reported by Techo, seems someone got upset about my blog. Oh dear! I am so sorry! (Not!)

Techo called me last Thursday morning to tell me that my blog had disappeared. He was worried. I was very happy! As I told him, what we are doing is working, and if someone wants to shut us up, then we must be making progress, and getting closer to the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Anyway, about 9 A.M. I tried to log in to the blog to be greeted by a message that said the blog had been removed and that the URL was no longer available, and to check Google Terms and Conditions of service to see why this might have happened,

Techo and I were just discussing our response to this pathetic attempt at censorship, when, about 11 A.M. I tried one more time to see if the blog was still removed. Surprise! It was back.

Now this is pure speculation, but we imagine that either David Vollmar at Unival (HEDD1) or Major General Alan Sharman (retd.), or Brinley Salzmann, Export Director of ADS, or Colin Port, Chief Constable of Somerset Police, had got their knickers in a twist over recent posts (see below), and asked Carter Fuck, or some other bunch of ambulance chasing liarwers (sorry, lawyers), to write to Google complaining about how nasty we are here at the FEDC (Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign).

We guess that Google then had a proper Lawyer look at my blog, and realised that, whilst quite rude about lots of fraudsters and fraudster supporters, there was nothing wrong with our entirely fair and justifiable comments.

Well, of course, as some of you know already, I am psychic, and had predicted something like this might happen (NOT REALLY PSYCHIC! JUST KIDDING!), and published my blog as a book, and distributed it widely so that it can never be suppressed. A little warning to our fraudster friends and their supporters. If you try anything like this again, don't fear. It will all simply pop back up again, very soon!

'Good-bye-ee, good-bye-ee, wipe the tears, baby dear, from your eye-ee.
Though it's hard to part I know, I'll be tickled to death to SEE YOU go.
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee, there's a silver lining in the sky-ee.
Bonsoir old thing, cheerio chin-chin, napoo, toodle-oo, good-bye- ee.'

Sorry fraudsters and killers, we are not going anywhere, and as Techo says:

"I'll be back", as many times as it takes to get you all strung up!

THE LAST POST?

A piper plays the Last Post. In memory of those who served, and in honour of those who serve now!

We here at the Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign wish this was our last post! But somehow we feel this is unlikely!

I have used the Last Post title deliberately. If you do not know, The Last Post can be either a bugle call within British Infantry regiments or a cavalry trumpet call in British Cavalry and Royal Regiment of Artillery (Royal Horse Artillery and Royal Artillery) used at Commonwealth military funerals and ceremonies commemorating those who have been killed in war. And we certainly do commemorate and celebrate our heroes.

On the other hand, we denigrate and demolish the villains involved in the fake detectors scam trade.

Now, why should this be our last post?

Because Techo and I have summarised our key reasons why every one of these swivelling aerial cons are indeed that i.e. pure, knowing, deliberate frauds on the part of the sellers, and either corruption or stupidity on the part of the buyers.

This should be the end of the matter because the fraudsters have no rational answers to these points at all. 

1. The 'IF IT WAS REAL' clincher.