WELL, WELL WELL!!!

Yes folks, we are back. For a burst of McCormick madness. Sadly the FCUK is out!!!

Let me be clear though! I am not one to wish to promote The Sun. But, even they get somethings right sometimes. In this case credit to Nick Parker who got the story below, and for copyright reasons I will not reproduce the whole piece below. Just link to it and make a few hopefully pithy comments.

First...HELLO JIM! WELCOME BACK TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU! :-)

Next, you still think it works? That swivelling stick of yours....

GO ON FUCK OFF YOU TWAT!

YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T!

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT IT NOT WORKING IN NIGER YOU PIECE OF SHIT?

YES. YOU SAID:

"WHO CARES IF IT DOESN'T WORK. WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW. THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF N****RS, AND IT MAKES MONEY".

So, now all you have is a lawnmower and a £500k house to live in? Nay bad for a fat ugly murdering bastard!!

And what about the sums the paper so rightly questioned (by way Sun - shine, he sold them for up to $64 000!!)?

You invoiced about $85 Million according to the Keystone cops at Avon and Somerset?

Why did you not have to pay all that back? Why only £7.9 Million confiscation!!!!

OK you only netted say 50% after bribes (if we are being generous to you, you arsehole..so why didn't they make you pay back say $42.5 Million?

No. The Keystones freeze £15  Million assets but only ordered payback of £7.9 Million...WHY????????

And you only paid £5.9 Million...and got out, you fat bastard....WRONG ON SO MANY COUNTS!!!

You should still be in the NICK mate!! And we want the Iraqis to feel your collar now pal! So we will be 'avin a go as they say.

By way, has the General in the Lebanon kept those extra millions safe for you once your 10 years is really up in 2023? We wonder!!!

Bloody surprised Paula took you back mind...or maybe there is some money under the mattress for her to put up with you on top...HO HO HO!!!!

P.S. Show us the correspondence Jim! The stuff with the MoJ!!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12168019/conman-fake-bomb-detectors-prison-early-release/