Thursday, 17 February 2011


I just noticed that John Wyatt is an MBE!!!

Well, he lied about his connection to the British Council, so is he telling the truth here?

Maybe he awarded himself the order of Master Bullshitter of England. Or perhaps, Major Bloody Eejit?

If it is true then it may not be for much longer!!

John, a word to the wise. Hand it back before it's taken from you. It is supposed to be an honour for those with honour. Clearly, since you are a lying, cheating mug, you have none.

Happy to try to sell your HEDD1 (Hasn't Even Detected DooDoo Once) to your ex-army colleagues weren't you. Happy to claim it had been successful around the World. Happy to be an accessory to murder. What a shameless little toe rag!

On the farm, every Friday
On the farm, it's rabbit pie day.
So, every Friday that ever comes along,
I get up early and sing this little song
Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!
Run rabbit - run rabbit - Run! Run! Run!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Goes the farmer's gun.
Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run.