Showing posts with label John Wyatt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Wyatt. Show all posts

Monday, 2 January 2012

WELCOME TO 2012

Hello everyone!!

Lovely to be back after a great holiday!! Where? A secret!! Ho Ho!! Hope all our FRIENDS had a good holiday too!!

Anyway. Maybe some of you think not much happened last year?

Do you really?

Well.. You couldn't be more wrong! Yes. We got a bit frustrated at times, but then again, who would not after all our hard work to expose the fraud and the fraudsters. Yes, you lot of fake swivelling radio aerial detector criminals! Listen up!

Now, some of you may think that we have not made a lot of progress so far, but you would be very wrong! Look at the internet. The longer The Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign goes on, the less room for manoeuvre or further sales of this fraud, as the word spreads around the globe (you should see our blog statistics! Ho Ho!! Look at the many legal threats we have received, and the attempt to censor us just a few weeks ago. Nothing stops us!!

And we have learned much, and of some matters to come. But we'll keep you guessing for a day or two. Don't want to spoil any surprises now, do we!

Of course, 2011 saw the birth of Hoppy.

But more importantly it saw the tenacity and willpower of Techowiz!!

Also, much gratitude to the Tom Petty fan, our European correspondents, our Phillipines correspondents, our UK correspondents, our US correspondents, our Chinese correspondents, our Australian correspondents, our Thai correspondents, NOT FORGETTING our most esteemed Mexican correspondent, our Eastern European correspondents, and other supporters and advisors Worldwide. The network just grows! And the squeeze gets tighter day by day. Hope I did not forget anyone!!

We will continue to document this and bring you further news when we can!! SSSSSSHHHHHH!! Of course, keep an eye on Techos blog and other sources of information, great and small!!

TECHO WISDOM HERE AS ALWAYS!!!

And to the fraudsters, a miserable, stinking, scared and wretched New Year to you!!

Maxwell's Silver Hammer and Thor's mighty one will strike you down you filthy criminals and your associates...Blow by blow!!


Wednesday, 30 November 2011

VOLLMAR VOMITS AGAIN

OR

Regurgitation. How David Vollmar, Frank Trier and their merry men at Unival try to repeat the same old worn out arguments.

YUCK! More nauseous gaseous gastric bile from Germany. David Vollmar yet again tries to defend himself, his company and the HEDD1 (formerly SNIFFEX and SNIFFEX PLUS). Well, we assume it is David, or maybe it was toy soldier with a toy appendage, Frank Trier? It is unsigned, but that does not stop it being garbage!

So, here in the style we at the Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign are famous for, is the defence of Vollmar/Trier/Unival/HEDD1. Is that the best you can do boys? We have heard it all before AD NAUSEAM, hence the title of VOLLMAR VOMITS....

Want to know the best thing about the statement from Unival? Well, it is the fact that in a few short paragraphs, they slide in most of the major excuses. What economy with words! Shame they are also economic with the actualite. i.e they do bullshit or lie a lot. Do you know when they are lying? We do! When they open their mouths! HA HA HA HA!

Them in black. FEDC in blood red! 

On Mon, Nov 28, 2011 at 5:25 PM, unival® group Germany <press@unival-group.com> wrote:
The following statement is made on behalf of unival® group, our handheld explosive detector HEDD®1 (LIE 1 - they do not have a working Handheld explosives detector. It is a dowsing rod in fancy dress, and dowsing cannot and does not work anywhere, anyhow, anytime!) and the related methodology only! (LIE 2 - There is no related or actual methodology behind HEDD1, other than the ideomotor effect - LOOK IT UP!- ask any vaguely competent Physicist whether the so called working principle of Magnetic Electrostatic Detection, using a couple of magnets and a radio aerial has any chance of detecting anything?)

Peter Robison,
The Fake Detector Campaigners,

Your email is incredibly embarrassing and totally wrongful. (Embarrassing to you we agree! Wrongful. NO. Not even a little bit, let alone totally! You have produced ZERO EVIDENCE, so how can we be wrong?) It is a very sad example of the damaging potential caused by misguided fanatics. (We are fanatics? What? the people who want to stop fake explosives detectors giving false hope and leading to awful loss of life? COME OFF IT YOU F'ING IDIOTS!) The hate and negative energy that you spread is very similar to the destructiveness of fanatics, who attack people because of their religion, believe or color. You have lost any objectivity! (UMMMMM? Where to start? Objectivity? Got any independent testing done yet David. like you promised back in 2009? We would never attack anyone for their colour. That is a slur on our reputations, but hey, coming from a chump like David Vollmar we can take any amount of ad hominem attack and still not be diverted. SORRY DAVEY BOY! Nice try! As for religion and belief, most of us here are quite happy to attack anything that has ZERO EVIDENCE, like fake explosives detectors or religion. La meme chose! Non!)

HEDD1 and all previous generations based on the Magneto Electrostatic Detection (MED) method have been sold to governmental organizations in more than 35 countries so far, based on successful proof of concept and functionality. (Still not one of your customers in 35 Countries is prepared to come out and admit they have bought this wonder device? Strange!? We keep saying that if we were a small country with limited money for security, yet we had the magical HEDD1, we would tell everybody if we were so confident it worked. This would act as an amazing deterrent to would be terrorists and drug smugglers, but would make us look great in the eyes of our people and the World for protecting our citizens so magnificently with the best invention ever, the HEDD1. But no, not one of them will back you up publicly! How about if you won't tell us who they are, you send them an invitation from us? Ask them all whether just one of them will admit to being a buyer of the miraculously brilliantly useful HEDD1? Just one will do, to start! Ask them if their highly trained by you operatives will participate in a double blind protocol testing program, so we can finally prove this one way or the other, since you won't for some strange reason/) HEDD1 is an active device. (Regrettably you are still active trying to sell your lies. HEDD1 is not and cannot be active other than to detect the corrupt, the gullible or the stupid.) It creates a Modulated Magnetic Field (MMF) that is specially tuned for the bond energy in Nitro Compounds, which are present in most common explosives. The methodology is protected by patent. (Really! MMF! TUNED! BOND ENERGY!- is that 007 energy? - NITRO COMPOUNDS! PSEUDOSCIENTFIC BABBLE! Or PSB Syndrome again! PATENT MY ARSE! We have shown before how patents do not necessarily guarantee functionality. See endless history of patents for things that do not work e.g. perpetual motion/energy machines. Stuff your patents David. They are as worthless as you are!)

The similarity to reference-card devices is only based on a similar shape. (The similarity is because they are the same ideomotor dowsing con! Simple as that!)The antenna of HEDD1 is necessary in order to apply the principle of triangulation, which is the most accepted way of determination of a location.  (Stop trying to talk pseudobabblescience David! Of course any fool knows that one triangulates for accurate positioning. But that means you have to be able to detect something first! So, if the aerial is just the pointer pointy bit, how do your patently absurd magnets detect the nitro compounds and transmit a signal to the aerial? Of course they can't and don't! Or are you calling Sidney Alford a liar?

Neither unival group nor HEDD1 and the MED method are part of the UK based investigations against reference-card devices. (Really? We understood that the UK agent for Unival, John Wyatt 'Twerp' - Colonel Blimp Retired - is under investigation? Do you know something we don't? That would be a first! Do tell!) No export ban exists against our devices or technology! (We keep telling you f'ing fraudsters. Just because the authorities are weak, corrupt, stupid, useless or implicated, or don't act for some other non-reason, does not mean you are right. It just means they are wrong.) We are currently working with a number of industrial/ scientific organizations to further develop the technology respectively to integrate this technology into new methods for remote detection. (WHO ARE THESE INDUSTRIAL/SCIENTIFIC ORGANIZATIONS? Or are they strangely shy of any association with you, like your customers appear to be? We are serious enquirers. In fact, I promise to be your best salesman if you do prove HEDD1! Honest! In fact, why not send us 100 units immediately on a Sale Or Return basis. I promise if it works we will shift them in about 24 hours, then we can negotiate a full UK agency. After all, privately you have to admit John Wyatt did fuck it up on Newsnight, with all that bs about "intangible science." I mean, you tell us it is completely tangible MED/MFF/BOND ENERGY/NITRO DETECTION. Go on, tell us what is intangible about that? Or is it like when McCormick said the ADE651 was "akin to dowsing." So, all we need to become one of your most serious and committed enquirers ever, is some proof that HEDD1 works, and sorry, anecdotal or secret evidence doesn't cut it, sadly. After all, we could all sell horse shit as gold if we were allowed to say it was and not get contradicted!) More detailed information is available upon request for any serious enquirer. (Great, We can't wait!)

The integration of our technology as a complementary tool to protective measures helps organizations to protect against Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). (The old get out of jail clause i.e don't use HEDD1 in isolation. Use dogs and other detection equipment as well. That way, if HEDD1 fails no one can say which method failed, and if they find something HEDD1 can falsely claim the credit. Clever ain't it! NO! We can see right through this kind of disclaimer/excuse. After all, we have heard it all before! And that sick call to the emotions using the expression IEDs. DAVID and FRANK. Real men die almost daily trying to save lives by searching for and defusing bombs and IEDs. You claim you have something that can help them, yet no major Western Government, Armed Forces or Security Service, or Police, or Border Guards appears to have bought the HEDD1. If it was so marvellous then wouldn't you have sold them by now? Also, how come you were caught with your pants down in that Thai test, when you claimed you were just helping your local agent, but oddly, like McCormick and Bolton you were really just desperately trying to flog to corrupt regimes, and not focusing a much cheaper sales effort in Europe? Odd? Despite John Wyatt 'Twerps' pathetic attempts to sell it here!) To my best of knowledge there is currently no device available in the market that is as easy to handle and as cost efficient as HEDD1 in terms of explosive detection from remote distance. (Just prove it then! We can prove it. Ask Sidney Alford, or is he not a valid expert?)

You will be held responsible for any damage caused with wrong statements. (What damage? You have already previously admitted that we have damaged your HEDD1 business. GOOD. We are so happy! Go on. Hold us responsible!! Is it two or three legal threats you have flung at us over nearly three years. Funny. Still no action. Just like the HEDD1!) Stop writing such emails. (Not until you prove us wrong! Ho Ho!!) Stop wasting time! (Not a bit of it David. We love wasting your time and will keep doing so until you are down or dead!)

To all recipients of the emails from Peter Robinson aka FEDC: Please mark them as spam or demand deletion from this mailing list.  

TO ALL RECIPIENTS - SIMPLY ASK DAVID OR FRANK FOR THE DETAILS OF INDEPENDENT AUTHORITATIVE DOUBLE BLIND PROTOCOL TESTING THAT THEY HAVE UNDERTAKEN, AND HAS BEEN REPLICATED SUCCESSFULLY. IF SO BUY, BUY, BUY. IF NOT EITHER BUY AND DIE, OR DON'T! AND BYE BYE BYE TO UNIVAL, HEDD1, DAVID VOLLMAR, FRANK TRIER, JOHN WYATT 'TWERP' AND ANY OTHERS INVOLVED IN SELLING OR TRYING TO SELL HEDD1

 unival® group GmbH · Am Hofgarten 4 · 53113 Bonn · Germany 
 The Fake Explosives Detectors Campaign
Confidentiality Notice: The information contained within this e-mail sent by unival group is confidential and is intended for the named recipient only. If you are not the intended recipient please notify us by telephone immediately on +49 228 926858-0 or return it to us by e-mail quoting the name of the sender and the addressee. Please then delete it from your system. Encryption: Please note that this e-mail and any attachments have not been encrypted.  They may therefore be liable to be compromised.  This is an inherent risk in relation to e-mail.  We do not, to the extent permitted by law, accept any liability (whether in contract, negligence or otherwise) for any external compromise of security and/or confidentiality in relation to transmissions sent by e-mail. Viruses: Please note that we do not, to the extent permitted by law, accept any liability (whether in contracts, negligence or otherwise) for viruses and it is your responsibility to scan the attachments (if any). THIS EMAIL IS OPEN FOR ANYONE TO SEE AND READ. AFTER ALL. WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, UNLIKE DAVID!

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

DECONSTRUCTING HEDD1

Got bored of the pictures of David Vollmar and Frank Trier, so thought you ought to take a look at the HEDD1 (Formerly SNIFFEX, AND SNIFFEX PLUS). Do I hear sniffing? Laughing? 

Sadly, like Frank Trier, this one does not have its' radio aerial extended and at right angles to the very nicely designed hand grip.

Now, Vollmar and Trier at Unival claim it works by MED - Magneto-Electrostatic-Detection. More like MAD - Mutually Assured Destruction! Different they say from the reference card versions of the same fraud, like the ADE651 and the GT200.

Saturday, 5 November 2011

GRIMM TALES OF VOLLMAR


David 'Volldermort' Vollmar. Managing Director, Unival GmbH, Germany,. Purveyor of the HEDD1 (formerly known as SNIFFEX - see SNIFFEX SEC Fraud Case) a.k.a. The Hasn't Even Detected Doo Doo Once. The man who knows the HEDD1 doesn't work because we have been telling him for years, and like all the rest of the swivelling aerial fraudsters, pretends he has evidence he can't let anyone see, will then won't take independent testing, issues meaningless legal threats, and generally behaves like the slime ball he really is.
Frank 'Toy Soldier Rambo' Trier. Unival. David Vollmars pet toy soldier. A man who knows that the HEDD1 doesn't work because he uses it so much! Been back to Thailand recently Frankie?
And let's not forget Col. John Wyatt 'Twerp', SDS UK Limited, and Worldwide authority on Bovine Scatology a.k.a. U.K. Representative for Unival and HEDD1. Was still trying to sell HEDD1 as late as summer 2010, here in the U.K. Ever heard of the Internet Johnny boy? Same question to the brothers in blue (Colin 'Elwood' Port, and the various Jakes at CofL)?

Monday, 19 September 2011

WHO IS THE JOKER?

A message to many of their ilk! Sorry. Idea came in to head and had to write it down!

Down here at Gotham City the Police Force is all in a dither. Commissioner Loeb doesn't know whether he is coming or going. Meanwhile the Mayor is caught up in all sorts of political scandals and is frankly useless.

The Police keep arresting the wrong people. The Mayors office does nothing. Meanwhile people are dying, and the Jokers are getting away with it!

We need Batman and Robin! Because even a man and a boy who wear their underpants outside their lycra might be able to do better.

DID I MENTION?

Just a short one folks, unlike this horrendous tale!

Honest!

In the list of the achievements of Techowiz and the campaign, did I mention that we were the first to break the news of this scandal in this country back in 2008.

This despite at least some in authority knowing about it for some time before i.e. as early as 1999, and possibly sooner.

And what have others achieved? Do tell!!

ADVENTURES

I have just been on a jaunt to the land of strawberry fields.

What I have learned would take your breath away.

Today I am adding some new pieces to my blog. If that bores you, tough luck.

This issue has now become very personal indeed! Debts of Honour are owed! I will try to pay mine. Sadly not everyone involved in this sorry saga has any honour with which to pay their debts, so we will have to bring them to their knees and make them beg.

Let's just say this will never go away, even if you want it to! I do hope you understand that!!

Monday, 16 May 2011

PLOD

No wonder we call our Police PLOD! Or the Forces of Law and Disorder....

Definition of PLOD:  To move or walk heavily or laboriously; trudge: "donkeys that plodded wearily in a circle round a gin" (D.H. Lawrence).

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

EXCUSES EXCUSES


Our snivelling,swivellers who like to sell lies all seem to use the same book, GET OUT OF THAT, or Every Excuse You'll Ever Need.

They have all used one or more of the following when challenged to produce proper test results, or to undergo proper testing.

We have obtained a copy and here are the most common that we have received during the campaign.

We are going to have a vote to choose our favourite (currently it could be James McCormick, the ADE651 fraudster, with "Double blind testing doesn't work with this equipment.")

Monday, 21 March 2011

FART IN A SPACESUIT

Or, More on The Unival HEDD1 Legal Bluff and Bluster

Here is my direct response to David Vollmar following his legal threat and waffle justification that added no evidence to his already total lack of evidence!:

Thursday, 3 March 2011

CALLING ALL SKUNKS, WEASELS, AND BOTTOM FEEDERS

 A CHALLENGE TO:
James MCormick, ATSC, ADE 651
Gary Bolton, Gobal Technical, GT200
David Vollmar, Unival, HEDD1, Sniffex Plus, Sniffex Europe
Frank Trier, Unival, HEDD1, Sniffex Plus, Sniffex Europe
Simon Sherrard, ComsTrac, Alpha 6
John Wyatt, SDS Group UK Limited, HEDD1, Sniffex Plus, Sniffex Europe
Stelian Ilie, Mira Telecom, Romania, ADE651

General Pierre Hadji Georgiou, Pro Sec, Lebanon, ADE651
GT200 Agents Mexico and Thailand
Horizon Group India, GT200
DKL Lifeguard principals
Chuck Christensen, H3Tec, Utah, U.S.A.
GADE651 principals
Khoji principals
AL-6D, Diodebell Principals
Yuri Markov, Inventor of the Sniffex
Sam Tree, U.S. to U.K. importer of the scam
Malcolm Roe, U.S. to U.K. importer of the scam
Wim de Leur, Delpac Belgium, ADE651
General Jihad al Jabiri, Iraq
And any other major figures in this fraudulent trade I have forgotten for now...

Sunday, 20 February 2011

MOST WANTED

ADE 651 MOB


Yep. Who could mistake the lovely James McCormick of ATSC. The ex-Merseyside Booby (sorry, Bobby), who came up with the ADE651 after he had seen the MOLE fail miserably at Sandia Labs. And he didn't know it was a con...Not half!

Well Jim, there you were sitting pretty (ummm..maybe not so pretty) on your piles (probably!) of blood money from Iraq. Now it ain't looking so good for you.

Thursday, 17 February 2011

OH DEAR!

JOHN WYATT 'TWERP' MBE - SDS UK LTD


I just noticed that John Wyatt is an MBE!!!

Well, he lied about his connection to the British Council, so is he telling the truth here?

Maybe he awarded himself the order of Master Bullshitter of England. Or perhaps, Major Bloody Eejit?

Monday, 22 November 2010

SORRY FOLKS


This is me. I'm sooooo scared! What with legal threats from both Stelian at Mira Telecom in Romania (still waiting and quaking Stelian!) Now one from Dodgy Davey Vollmar. Wouldn't you wee your knickers too!



I know you all got so excited at my last post and then I forgot to copy the email from Dodgy Davey Vollmar at Unival. DOH! I got so excited I left it outs, so here it is. The most dangerous legal threat in history. I'm outta here. ........ Not really folks. Just kidding. Come on big boy Dave. Come and get me. You naughty, naughty thing. Chase me! OOOOOOH, I love it when you threaten me. Gets me all tingly inside. Know what I mean sweetie!


Damn. Getting carried away again. Here's the email from Dodgy Davey Vollmar to moi. Threatening MOI. The cad, the bounder, the dirty rat, the sheer effrontery. I shall challenge him to a duel, methinks!


Dear Peter,
You are not only wasting your time (even though it seems you have too much of it) but you are also wasting my time!


Gloves are off, you say? Now you talk! So stop hiding behind your email and stop making anonymous calls! If you can proof that you have a legitimate request, we are happy to respond and will provide data from independent experts, who have tested the device.


All legitimate clients have free access to full information. None of our devices is being sold without professional assessment and testing from side of our governmental clients, who really don’t need your personal protection in order to evaluate equipment.


So either come out of your hole, make your claim public and show proof or stop wasting the time of working people. If you continue to blackmail our company and our products without any proof, we will instruct our lawyers to take care of you!


I have copied James Le Grand from Sovereign into this correspondence.
Best regards,
David Vollmar


Funny. I accidentally copied James LeGrand at Sovereign all my correspondence with David, going back over a year or so, and in it Dodgy Dave clearly promised independent testing. I think it was back in early 2009 when HEDD 1 was still Sniffex. As we all know, he still hasn't put up or shut up. So we're still on the case until he's well and truly done for. Goodbyee, goodbyee, goodbyee.............

Friday, 5 June 2009

OOOOOHHHHH. YOU NAUGHTY FIBBERS!


A special hello today to Gary 'I'll sue you (not)' Bolton at Global Technical.

For years now Gazza has been claiming that the not so fabulous dowsing rod known as the GT200 has UK Government and MOD support and approval.

Surprise, surprise. It doesn't. Turns out that it was demonstrated to the MOD some years back, but that they did not follow up with formal testing, and certainly never approved this useless radio aerial on a swivel. Funnily enough they have never bought it or any of the other lookalike rubbish either. I wonder why?

Now the MOD are demanding that Gazza removes all references to UK Government/MOD approval and support from his marketing materials. We will of course be keeping any eye out on this.

Tough luck matey!

Of course, those other well known long noses at ATSC with the ADE 651 (yep, I'm talking to you Jim), and the purveyors of the equally useless Alpha 6 and PSD 2, along with David and his not so wunderbar Sniffex Plus should be aware that we have not forgotten about you! Time to think again about marketing your death trap fake detectors? I hope so. But if you decide to carry on be aware that this is only the beginning. You too will be squeezed till your pips squeak.

Thursday, 20 November 2008

SUE US PLEASE

Dear Jim McCormick and Gary Bolton,

I am calling you liars cheats and thieves for selling the ADE651 and GT200 ranges of so called detectors.

I am saying quite openly that these pieces of equipment do not and cannot work to detect anything but gullible or corrupt buyers.

I am saying that the fact that neither of you are prepared to have your equipment tested independently, using proper scientific protocols, just proves what conmen you are.

So, I am inviting you to sue me. PLEASE!

Oh do, I just cannot wait to meet you face to face in Court! It'll be such fun!

If you post a reply to this I promise I will publish it, especially if it is Jim with his usual command of the English language and amazingly rational, well constructed arguments! Yeah. Sorry, I am being sarcastic, but what do you expect when dealing with scuzzers who are prepared to put peoples lives at risk with their useless bits of radio aerial attached to plastic!