Showing posts with label SDS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SDS. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 November 2011

GRIMM TALES OF VOLLMAR


David 'Volldermort' Vollmar. Managing Director, Unival GmbH, Germany,. Purveyor of the HEDD1 (formerly known as SNIFFEX - see SNIFFEX SEC Fraud Case) a.k.a. The Hasn't Even Detected Doo Doo Once. The man who knows the HEDD1 doesn't work because we have been telling him for years, and like all the rest of the swivelling aerial fraudsters, pretends he has evidence he can't let anyone see, will then won't take independent testing, issues meaningless legal threats, and generally behaves like the slime ball he really is.
Frank 'Toy Soldier Rambo' Trier. Unival. David Vollmars pet toy soldier. A man who knows that the HEDD1 doesn't work because he uses it so much! Been back to Thailand recently Frankie?
And let's not forget Col. John Wyatt 'Twerp', SDS UK Limited, and Worldwide authority on Bovine Scatology a.k.a. U.K. Representative for Unival and HEDD1. Was still trying to sell HEDD1 as late as summer 2010, here in the U.K. Ever heard of the Internet Johnny boy? Same question to the brothers in blue (Colin 'Elwood' Port, and the various Jakes at CofL)?

Thursday, 17 February 2011

JOHN WYATT 'TWERP' MBE - SDS UK LTD


I just noticed that John Wyatt is an MBE!!!

Well, he lied about his connection to the British Council, so is he telling the truth here?

Maybe he awarded himself the order of Master Bullshitter of England. Or perhaps, Major Bloody Eejit?

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

MORE GOOD NEWS! - CHALK AND CHEESE


For us that is. Not for Jim, Gary, and David et al (sorry, let's not forget John Wyatt Twerp of SDS, General Pierre Hadji Georgiou of ProSec in Lebanon - responsible as the conduit for sales of the ade 651 to Iraq, and almost certainly for playing around with the funny money side of this despicable trade in lies).

Anyhow, thanks to the work of Bob Couttie at Maritime Accident Casebook, the word is spreading in the the World of shipping as well.

Here I reproduce an article from Shiptalk (note that they credit Bob with having brought them the story...

Friday, 5 June 2009

OOOOOHHHHH. YOU NAUGHTY FIBBERS!


A special hello today to Gary 'I'll sue you (not)' Bolton at Global Technical.

For years now Gazza has been claiming that the not so fabulous dowsing rod known as the GT200 has UK Government and MOD support and approval.

Surprise, surprise. It doesn't. Turns out that it was demonstrated to the MOD some years back, but that they did not follow up with formal testing, and certainly never approved this useless radio aerial on a swivel. Funnily enough they have never bought it or any of the other lookalike rubbish either. I wonder why?

Now the MOD are demanding that Gazza removes all references to UK Government/MOD approval and support from his marketing materials. We will of course be keeping any eye out on this.

Tough luck matey!

Of course, those other well known long noses at ATSC with the ADE 651 (yep, I'm talking to you Jim), and the purveyors of the equally useless Alpha 6 and PSD 2, along with David and his not so wunderbar Sniffex Plus should be aware that we have not forgotten about you! Time to think again about marketing your death trap fake detectors? I hope so. But if you decide to carry on be aware that this is only the beginning. You too will be squeezed till your pips squeak.