Friday 4 March 2011

THERE MAY BE TROUBLE AHEAD

 THE REAL CHUCK CHRISTENSEN, H3Tec

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE RELY ON FRAUDULENT DETECTORS LIKE THE H3Tec?

SOMETIMES ALL THEY LOSE IS THEIR MONEY AND THEIR PRIDE WHEN THEY FIND OUT THEY WERE RIPPED OFF.





SOMETIMES WORSE, LIKE THIS! BUT,


WHAT THE F**K, CHUCK, 
 
There may be trouble ahead
But while there’s music and moonlight
and love and romance
Let’s face the music and dance
Before the fiddlers have fled
Before they ask us to pay the bill,
and while we still have that chance
Let’s face the music and dance

Just adore the 'Before the fiddlers have fled.' in this context. Fiddlers being also swindlers, liars and cheats like Chucky Wucky Ducky. Quack. BANG!

From the pages of one of the finest investigative journalists and publications in the World, The Davis County Clipper in Utah, we have unearthed the following gem. Without using the H3Tec, I hasten to add. This was called internet mining, which does work!

My ever so restrained comments in red.

Local invention seeks land mines, oil
by Becky Ginos Davis County Clipper
Jul 22, 2010
INVENTOR Charles Christensen shows off his device to locate treasures, oil and land mines.

KAYSVILLE — Looking for sunken treasure, oil and land mines — it sounds like something out of a Clive Cussler novel — but for local business H3 Tec, it’s all in a day’s work.

NOT SURE WHO CUSSLER IS BUT H3Tec SURE IS FICTION

The company, based in the entrepreneurial center near the DATC, has developed a device that can be used to search for all these things, and demand is growing.

NO IT CANNOT. AND DEMAND IS GROWING, BUT FOR THINGS THAT WORK, NOT FRAUDS

“Our clientele is unique,” said CEO/creator Charles Christensen. “We have miners, professional salvors and hobbyists. We’ve found three Spanish Galleons and we’re going to Kenya to train the police there in finding explosives.”

YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. SO WHO ARE THESE POOR SUCKERS CHUCKERS? BY THE WAY. THE KENYANS BOUGHT THE ADE 651 AND NOW< THANKS TO US, THEY KNOW IT WAS A CON. DO TELL US WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY DEALING WIT THERE! SHOULDN'T BE ANY SECRETS AMONGST US FRIENDS CHUCK, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE SO CONFIDENT!

Christensen said he was consulting for World Com and had a contract at the Pentagon. “When I went to Walter Reed in 1991 I had never seen those kind of injuries (caused to soldiers by IEDs),” he recalled. “That isn’t the way to find those. I studied and read, and I thought with my degrees in mechanical engineering and computer engineering I could find a device to detect explosives.”

LIAR! TRYING THE BLEEDING HEART CON AS WELL. WHERE ARE YOUR DEGREES FROM BY THE WAY? FUNNY, THAT'S ONLY TWO? THOUGHT A GOOD LOOKING FELLA LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE THREE DEGREES?

However, Christensen said the military wanted control of his invention, and he didn’t want to give them his product.

RUBBISH! WHATEVER THE CONSPIRACISTS SAY, THAT IS NOT HOW DEFENCE PROCUREMENT WORKS.

“Years passed, and a friend of mine had a son going into the military,” he said. “He took a couple of units with him, but we have nothing formal yet.”

SO. WHERE ARE GENERAL SHULZ AND LT COL MITTON NOW? YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD BACK YET BECAUSE THE POOR BOY GOT BLOWN TO BITS USINTG THE H3Tec!

The local operation is small, with a factory in Ogden. But Christensen said they have a factory in India as well. They have expanded with three district representatives in the United States, Iowa, Texas and San Diego.

OH YEAH! WHY STILL SMALL AFTER TEN YEARS IN BUSINESS WITH A 'MIRACLE' DEVICE?

“We’ve won some Best in State awards and we continue to develop it as people see the good it can do,” he said. “We’ve had offers from big companies but we want to maintain control ourselves.”

IF THIS IS THE BEST THE STATE CAN DO THEN IT NEEDS TO BE WORRIED. VERY WORRIED!

Christensen said his goal is to get one of his units on a satellite and map out a battlefield so soldiers will know where the harm is and be able to tag them all (IEDs).

SO YOURS CAN NOW OPERATE FROM SPACE CHUCK? WE THOUGHT THE ADE 651 WAS GOOD WHEN THEY CLAIMED THREE MILES UP IN AN AIRCRAFT. BUT SPACE! CHUCK, F**K, WHAT LUCK! I EXPECT THEY ARE LAUNCHING INTO ORBIT RIGHT NOW!

He said they are using the H3 Tec units in Kuwait and Afghanistan right now. Christensen knows of one man who goes to New York to scan for nuclear products. They have even started detecting methamphetamine, (where it is being cooked) he said.

YEAH! WHO EXACTLY IS USING H3Tec in IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN RIGHT NOW? WE MUST STOP THEM AS THEY WILL DIE, BUT, MAYBE NOT BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE LYING AGAIN CHUCK!WHO IS THE NUCLEAR SCANNER NUTTER. METHINKS HE SHOULD BE TOLD! AND WHO IS THE "THEY" DETECTING METH KITCHENS? MAYBE YOU JUST BREATHED IN TOO MUCH ON ONE OF THE RAIDS CHUCK?

“This is a pain in the rear end for a lot of folks.”

YEP> THEY WASTE A LOT OF MONEY BUYING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T WORK. OR DIE TRYING. THAT'S WHAT I CALL A REAL PAIN IN THE ARSE!

Christensen believes the H3 Tec has many applications that could have a big impact on the world. The group does training at the center.

WOW. WHAT MORE WONDERS CAN HE COOK UP? AND THEY TRAIN THEIR USERS! FOR $10000 PLUS I SHOULD THINK THEY WOULD!. DOESN'T HELP. YOU COULD TRAIN FOREVER AND THE H3Tec WOULS STILL BE USELESS.

“Training is mandatory for people who buy our equipment,” he said. “It’s a two-day class, and when they leave they can actually use the thing.”

WHAT? HOW TO HOLD IT? THATS A TOUGH ASSIGNMENT!

Christensen said it has been an exciting journey.

A LOT FURTHER DOWN TO GO YET CHUCK!

“We’ve learned a lot of history,” he said. “We’re working awfully hard and having a lot of fun.”

GREAT. THEY'VE LEARNED A LOT OF HISTORY? WHAT ABOUT THE HISTORY OF PEOPLE BEING BLOWN TO BITS DUE TO FRAUDULENT DETECTORS LIKE YOURS! AND A LOT OF FUN LYING AND CHEATING? LOVELY MAN!

But it hasn’t been without sacrifice. Christensen said he has invested $3.5 million of his own money into the invention.

AHHHHH! POOR BOY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE POORER STILL!

“The most difficult thing is sustainment,” he said. “We’re working about 20-hour days, seven days a week. It’s a crazy business — there’s nothing like it. But I’m in it until I’m done.”

HEART ATTACK SOON!

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