ANONYMOUS PROBLEM

I have a request to make to all my wonderful followers and readers. I hope it is not too much to ask.

As those of you who have been keeping up with the comments to my blog pieces recently will know, there has been a flood of people using the posting name 'Anonymous'.

Now, the first thing I have to say is that if you want to keep your identity a secret, I have no objection to that. In fact, if you try to defend dowsing or the fake detectors then I can understand why. After all, if you are that daft, then you really would not want anyone to know who you are. People might laugh at you, and that would not be nice.

On the other hand, so many different people calling themselves Anonymous can get a bit confusing at times, especially when trying to reply. In consultation with Techowiz we have come up with a solution to this problem.

Don't worry! You can still keep your real identity a secret. All you need to do is create a user name so that we can reply specifically to your comments.

If you are struggling to think up a user name, we have some suggestions. For those who are supporters of dowsing or the fake detectors, here is a list of possible names you could choose from:

PLONKER
DIPSTICK
MORON
BRAINDEAD
DOH!
NUMPTY
BLOCKHEAD
NUTTER
AIRHEAD
FRUITCAKE
MEATHEAD
IMBECILE
APOSTOL

And, for those of you who don't like the people who sell or support the frauds:

LOVELY PERSON
GENIUS
TERMINATOR
JUDGE DREDD
EINSTEIN
BONA FIDE
Mr or Mrs SCRUPLES
EVI DENCE
F.ACTUAL

P.S. In case you have not had a chance to read the sort of comments I have been receiving lately, there are some very good examples on the post 'A TRUE GENIUS?' below. Enjoy!

EXCUSES EXCUSES

Our snivelling,swivellers who like to sell lies all seem to use the same book, GET OUT OF THAT, or Every Excuse You'll Ever Need.

They have all used one or more of the following when challenged to produce proper test results, or to undergo proper testing.

We have obtained a copy and here are the most common that we have received during the campaign.

We are going to have a vote to choose our favourite (currently it could be James McCormick, the ADE651 fraudster, with "Double blind testing doesn't work with this equipment.")

BACKHANDERS AND BACKSLIDERS AND THEIR CATACLYSM

YES, SNIVELLING SWIVELLER SELLERS AND BUYERS, YOU!

THERE MAY BE TROUBLE AHEAD

 THE REAL CHUCK CHRISTENSEN, H3Tec

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE RELY ON FRAUDULENT DETECTORS LIKE THE H3Tec?

SOMETIMES ALL THEY LOSE IS THEIR MONEY AND THEIR PRIDE WHEN THEY FIND OUT THEY WERE RIPPED OFF.

SHRIVELLED, SNIVELLING, SWINDLING SWIVELLERS

ONE WAY WE GET THE FRAUDSTERS TO SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE IS THIS SORT OF STUFF. THEY CANNOT RESIST LOOKING.

EMAILED OUT TO A WHOLE COLLECTION OF THE FRAUDSTERS ADDRESSES WE HAVE GATHERED,

WE TRACK IP ADDRESSES. 

WE KNOW FROM SPIES THAT THIS DOES UPSET SOME OF THE MORE SENSITIVE SOULS AMONGST OUR CRIMINAL FRATERNITY. 

BUT THEY WERE ALL TOLD LONG AGO IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY, SO NO SYMPATHY DUE!!

CALLING ALL SKUNKS, WEASELS, AND BOTTOM FEEDERS

 A CHALLENGE TO:
James MCormick, ATSC, ADE 651
Gary Bolton, Gobal Technical, GT200
David Vollmar, Unival, HEDD1, Sniffex Plus, Sniffex Europe
Frank Trier, Unival, HEDD1, Sniffex Plus, Sniffex Europe
Simon Sherrard, ComsTrac, Alpha 6
John Wyatt, SDS Group UK Limited, HEDD1, Sniffex Plus, Sniffex Europe
Stelian Ilie, Mira Telecom, Romania, ADE651

General Pierre Hadji Georgiou, Pro Sec, Lebanon, ADE651
GT200 Agents Mexico and Thailand
Horizon Group India, GT200
DKL Lifeguard principals
Chuck Christensen, H3Tec, Utah, U.S.A.
GADE651 principals
Khoji principals
AL-6D, Diodebell Principals
Yuri Markov, Inventor of the Sniffex
Sam Tree, U.S. to U.K. importer of the scam
Malcolm Roe, U.S. to U.K. importer of the scam
Wim de Leur, Delpac Belgium, ADE651
General Jihad al Jabiri, Iraq
And any other major figures in this fraudulent trade I have forgotten for now...

CHUCK E'S IN LOVE

Chuck: Chuck Christensen

E's: Hallucinations

In Love With: H3Tec

Here is the great sum of human knowledge as espoused by Chuck Christensen at H3Tec:

MESSAGE TO CHUCKY AT H3TEC

What delightful dodgy dowsing device do we have for you today boys and girls?

The H3TEC from Chuck Christensen and his little mob of con artists in Utah. Are you a moron Chuck? Sorry, meant Mormon, but la meme chose as my French friends might say.