GRIMM TALES OF VOLLMAR

David 'Volldermort' Vollmar. Managing Director, Unival GmbH, Germany,. Purveyor of the HEDD1 (formerly known as SNIFFEX - see SNIFFEX SEC Fraud Case) a.k.a. The Hasn't Even Detected Doo Doo Once. The man who knows the HEDD1 doesn't work because we have been telling him for years, and like all the rest of the swivelling aerial fraudsters, pretends he has evidence he can't let anyone see, will then won't take independent testing, issues meaningless legal threats, and generally behaves like the slime ball he really is.

Frank 'Toy Soldier Rambo' Trier. Unival. David Vollmars pet toy soldier. A man who knows that the HEDD1 doesn't work because he uses it so much! Been back to Thailand recently Frankie?

And let's not forget Col. John Wyatt 'Twerp', SDS UK Limited, and Worldwide authority on Bovine Scatology a.k.a. U.K. Representative for Unival and HEDD1. Was still trying to sell HEDD1 as late as summer 2010, here in the U.K. Ever heard of the Internet Johnny boy? Same question to the brothers in blue (Colin 'Elwood' Port, and the various Jakes at CofL)?

MOST WANTED

ADE 651 MOB

Yep. Who could mistake the lovely James McCormick of ATSC. The ex-Merseyside Booby (sorry, Bobby), who came up with the ADE651 after he had seen the MOLE fail miserably at Sandia Labs. And he didn't know it was a con...Not half!

Well Jim, there you were sitting pretty (ummm..maybe not so pretty) on your piles (probably!) of blood money from Iraq. Now it ain't looking so good for you.

FATAL ERROR

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Understand! You! McCormick! detention after school. Mr Ramsbotham (pron. Ramsbottom) is looking forward to getting his hands on you boy!

OVER THE MOON - HALFWAY TO THE STARS.

Many thanks to Bob Couttie for forwarding this fabulous development.

Almost the best news yet (except for Jim, Gary, David, Stelian, Pierre etc etc)

RAT BAITING

A big part of our campaign has been regular baiting of the rats.

We have regularly sent out emails to the likes of Jim McCormick, Gary Bolton, David Vollmar, and now John Wyatt.

Usually we just let them know that we have done a nice new blog piece about them. Sometimes to let them know we haven't forgotten about them. Aren't we nice boys!!! Yes, Jim, we are...it's you what's a right dodgy dollop of dung. Or, for the sake of this piece, a dirty rat (said a la Cagney!), spreading your nasty little plague of fake detectors.

Sometimes to send them links to things like Newsnight for their education - after all, they are in need!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxArxIgB9oA&feature=player_embedded

We know this has had an effect. Emails to ProSec in Lebanon (General Pierre Hadji Gergiou), and to Ilie Stelian and others at Mira Telecom in Romania, have also had a negative impact, particularly on their relationships with James McCormick and the mystical ADE651. There have been many a frantic phone call across countries even!!

As you may now have picked up, seems General 'Gorgeous' Georgiou may have moved on to the HEDD1. Does he never get the message. Just grateful I never had to serve under him in the Lebanese Army. Must have been a bleedin' genius eh!!

So, here's a little piccie of ratbaiting to illustrate. Run little ratties run...nowehere to hide!!

THE POSSE AND THE PUSSIES

This 'ere is our Posse.

This 'ere Posse is after a lot of Pussies!!

NO! Don't be disgusting!!

Let me explain...

The Posse is the group of dedicated people who have been pursuing the purveyors of fake explosive detectors for a long time now.

QUICK HELLO TO STELIAN ILIE AT MIRA TELECOM

Hi Romania!! Nice to see you visiting my little blog. Thank you so much!!

Is it you Stelian, or one of your fellow idiots, who think they can continue to do International business with corporations like Vodafone, once the full story is out. Daft or what!!

Anyhow, we know Jim McCormick has a share in Mira Telecom. That means not only do you continue to promote the stupid ADE651, or are you working with Jim now? No, not just that but living off Jims blood money from Iraq. Nice laundering effort Jim, but we know. You are not as clever as you think are you sunshine!!

So, back to Stelian. happy? Hope not! It's getting worse for you from here. We did try to warn you many times but>>>>

Your call mate.

MEDIA STORM

OK folks. Just completed a round of emails to Lebanese and German media. Respectively concerning ProSec and retd. Gen. Pierre Hadji Georgiou in Lebanon, and David Vollmar and Unival in Germany.

Who can forget the lovely General. A man so lacking in any honour that he would put the lives of his fellow soldiers at risk, let alone those of civilians. Shall we award him the Order of the Turd?

WAFFLE AND STAGGERED!

Department of Business, Industry and Skills???

Well, the only skill I can see here is waffle.

Of course, the British Governement putting a complete Worldwide ban on exports would not send out a strong message. Of course, an official warning to all Governments would be a waste of time.

Really!! Well, to me it seems like the same problem as with the MOD. When we told them about the involvement of the Royal Engineers back in 2008/2009, they brushed it aside. Now we know why! Because they had been caught with their pants down supporting this load of old tripe. As we know they also got other support for exporting this quite obvious scam.

Well, now that Newsnight has stirred up hornets nest again, we expect to see a rather different reaction.

After all, all those old soldiers and sailors serving as politicians will not want to let this drop, since the fake detectors almost certainly put the lives of comrades at risk.

SHOW US THE MONEY HONEY!

Hey folks,

Wanna hear some more good news?

GENERAL AL JABIRI ARRESTED ON CORRUPTION CHARGES IN IRAQ.

Check this out:

http://iraqdailytimes.com/iraqi-interior-ministry-returns-20-million-to-2010-budget-over-explosive-detector-controversy/

This will not be the last of it Jim McCormick, Gary Bolton, David Vollmar, Stelian Ilie, Gen. Pierre Hadji Georgiou, John Wyatt (Twerp) etc etc etc.

Everyone is now after you and your ill gotten gains as well. It's all going to go wrong (something that never happened with your fake explosive detectors of course! Since they cannot work, they can hardly go wrong, can they!!)

Oh, sorry, of course, you could bend the radio aerial by accident...but then you just have to pop out to your nearest Maplins and I bet they can sort you out in no time).

Sorry, back to the story..Say goodbye to your money boys. There's a lot of very unhappy people out there gunning for you, and no way out!!

THE LEBANESE CONNECTION

Hi Folks...

Bet you've been missing my posts. Well, here's a goodun.

This here is General Pierre Hadji Georgiou of ProSec in Lebanon.

ProSec were almost certainly the route into the Iraq ADE651 sales, that now look like blowing up in their faces (Ho Ho Ho).

Now, it would seem that General Georgiou wants to be seen to be running a respectable security company. Funny that having apparently dumped Jim McCormick and the ADE 651, following all the hoo ha we have stirred up, he is now getting into bed with John Wyatt 'Twerp' of SDS. If you haven't already seen Twerp trying to squirm out from under the Newsnight interview please check the link below (hilarious!)

Anyway, Wyatt Twerp represents the equally useless HEDD1, so it seems Georgiou cannot resist dealing in frauds, scams and sh1t.

Well, General, we have left you alone for a while, but you are now on the 'hit' list for the campaign, and we will bring you and your business to its knees.

We will hunt down your business associates and make sure they all know just what a C U Next Tuesday you are.

Gonna be fun! Enjoy!

GET THAT SINKING FEELING JIM?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Well, Jim, looks like you're going down. What a shame. NOT!!!!

GOTCHA!

Looks like it's all blown up in your face. Funny your ADE 651 didn't detect this explosion.

You won't be missed. Unlike those poor people who got blown up because your fraudulent device didn't do what it said on the tin.

As we have said all along, you are a piece of SH1T. Now you'll be getting your just desserts. No Ice Cream with these ones though.

Now it's the turn of Gary "I'll Sue You" Bolton at Global Technical, and his equally useless gadget, the GT200. Oh, yes, and the pedlars of the PSD 2 and the Alpha 6. And our friends in Germany will be feeling your collar too Mr. Vollmar. The latter for pulling off a miracle and resurrecting the SNIFFEX.

Whaddya reckon now boys? F****d you good and proper. YEEHA!

EDIT 11 February 2012

Never realised that I had failed to include the inspiration for this piece i.e. the original BBC Newsnight report link! DOH!!

So, to correct that little error. Here is that link. RESPECT TO MEIRION JONES, CAROLINE HAWLEY, AND THE BBC NEWSNIGHT TEAM, AS WELL AS CLINTON ROGERS OF BBC SOMERSET, WHO GOT THAT FIRST INTERVIEW WITH PIGGIE JIM McCORMICK. Ho Ho Jim! DOWSING. FOR DEATH! THAT'S ALL YOUR STUPID ROD CAN ACHIEVE!!!

BBC NEWSNIGHT REPORT ON THE ADE651    22 JANUARY 2010

Of course, we would never have guessed when I originally wrote this piece just after the Newsnight report, that we would still be campaigning for action against McCormick and others over 2 years later. But, as we know we are in the right here, we fight on till the ends are achieved. At minimumm, these are the long term incarcerations of McCormick, Bolton and all the others responsible for peddling deathtrap fake detectors!!!

NQR JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT

WHAT WIPES OUT KLINGONS APART FROM HARD TOILET PAPER? YES. THE FAKE EXPLOSIVES DETECTORS CAMPAIGN.

There's bullshit on the starboard side, starboard side.

DETECT THIS MR. BOLTON

This is what we say to your legal threats. Yes. A nice big juicy raspberry to you!

Do you think we take your posturing any more seriously than we take the GT200?

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Bolton?

No. We think you would not want to go near a Court of Law in this Country if you can help it. Too much chance of having to put the old GT200 to a real test, possibly?

No I'll lay a pound to a punnet that the GT200 couldn't even sniff one of Jim McCormicks famous farts, let alone my champion raspberry! Ho! Ho!

Tell you what though. How about the great ADE651 versus the GT200 challenge. We could program them to find each other. Now that would be fun! Come on Jim and Gary, give it a go, for charity?

WHICH LIE?

These fraudsters can really get their knickers in a twist sometimes.

I mean, here is a direct quote from the blag, sorry blog, of Mr. Jim McCormick of ATSC:

"The equipment does NOT rely on smell and there are MANY 'other-types' of equipment that function on principals other than this alone."

That'll be 'principles' Jim!

Well, apart from the last bit of the sentence not making much sense (when does he ever!), here's a quote from ProSec in the Lebanon, who sell the ADE (Advanced Dung Equipment) for him:

"ADE–651 PORTABLE EXPLOSIVE DETECTOR. This equipment detects traces of both particulates and vapors......".
Now, despite appearances to the contrary, I am no Einstein, but blow me down if Jim isn't saying it doesn't work by smell, and Prosec say it does. Shome mishtake shurely?

Oh, and just to make sure we really understand, we have this brilliant contradiction as well:

Jim, he say:
'electrostatic ion attraction'

PROSEC, they say:

'The working principal is based on electrochemical (Thermo-Redox) detection'

I say shit, you say shite, let's call the whole thing off!